Tag: LOLOLOLOL

sodomymcscurvylegs:

allthesebees:

broodingsoul:

dinosaurseatyourpeas:

thickneyspears:

mentakill:

thegreatgodess:

celtyradfem:

cocksmasher69:

wildbillnye:

ufowiki:

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality 🙂

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

Every line had me screaming

💣💣💣

She went in and didn’t hold back anything she just straight up murdered every bit of him

Behind the Medic: Dr. Cranquis, the Hoarse Whisperer

cranquis:

cranquis:

So yeah, I actually lost my voice at work today. Totally lost. Not a froggy rumble or a harsh rasp – only able to speak in a whisper, like a new parent trying to avoid waking up the sleeping baby.

Here is what I learned from the experience:

  • People always whisper back to you if you start a conversation in a whisper.
  • Some people are incapable of returning to speaking in a normal voice, as long as you are whispering – even if you point out that they are whispering needlessly.
  • Kids think whispering at the doctor’s office is fun.
  • It is impossible to dictate a chart into a telephone when all you can do is whisper. Don’t bother trying – the transcriptionist will just send you a file that is 95% blank lines and a note saying, “Maybe you should take a break.” (We have a cool transcriptionist).
  • Nurses love it when the doctor can only whisper. My nurses spent the day yelling “EHH, WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? SPEAK UP SONNY!” very loudly when I’d give them an order.
  • My secretaries started making up stories for the patients about my lost voice. “Oh, he’s been taking yodeling lessons.” “He does sword-swallowing as a hobby.” (Har. Har.)

Quote of the day, from a woman while I was stitching up her cut finger and whispering to keep her distracted:

I feel like we’re spies behind enemy lines! I wonder who will play us in the movie of this moment?

An interesting day. 🙂

Lost my voice again today. Then I had to examine this guy’s armpit for swollen lymph nodes, and in reply to my question of “Does anything feel uncomfortable as I do this?”, he deadpans:

“You mean, besides some guy I never met before whispering to me while he puts his hand in my armpit? Naw, nothing.”