magnaesquire:

officialahkmenrah:

literallyramimalektrash:

inklinguniverse:

I saw this and immediately thought of natm

sassy-gay-bastet officialahkmenrah Jed and Oct mixing it up in the bedroom

fifty shades of museum

Probably more like Fifty Shades of Gaius.

The moment he sees the cowboy he’s aroused.

When Jedediah put Octavius in the stocks he suspected his enemy was onto something kinky.

Going from enemies to friends to lovers they explore kinky together.

“Jed… Put me in the stocks again. Tell me what your going to do to me.”

lucy-verse:

Weird idea: Jed and Octavius make a sex tape, which is accidentally (or on total purpose) leaked onto a gay porn website and ends up getting a ton of hits.

It gets so popular, it becomes a bit of a trend on various porn sites and even gets its own tag.

Needless to say, Larry is not impressed.

Bonus:

“And how exactly did you come across this video, Gigantor?”

“DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, JED.”

(Ongoing) List of the Best Terrible Lines From My Professor’s Book

poplitealqueen:

“The contractions from my orgasming pussy milked the cum from his cock.”

“The moment he walked in, I could tell that he wasn’t like other doctors. He was Middle-Eastern.”

“Her pussy shot out a steady stream of liquid. It was like a fucking geyser and it shot directly across the room, hitting the far wall, which must have been 18 feet away.”

“Welcome to tonight’s Slut Auction!”

“His cock was 10 inches long and 8 inches wide. I’d measured it on occasion.”

Please tell me that someone, somewhere made a mistake and this isn’t actually her.