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Gustave Courbet, Le Sommeil,1866.

Le Sommeil [The Sleepers], which depicts two women entwined in a post-coital embrace, caused a stir when it was first shown in the 1870s. The police were called in, and the painting was not shown again until the 1980s. But its brief showing had an influence on a number of contemporary artists, and helped challenge the taboos associated with lesbian relationships. For modern audiences it’s a good reminder that people in the 19th century were not ignorant of lesbian relationships, as we tend to believe. And it’s pretty damn sexy, don’t you think?

They called the police on this lesbian painting.

The best part is, the lesbian embrace isn’t even the biggest thing that made the painting so controversial, it was the art style. People in the artistic community at the time were wholly familiar with sapphic relationships being portrayed in art, but were used to these scenes being portrayed in the ‘academic art’ style, which consisted of smooth, simplistic, idealised versions of the nude female form. This often went hand in hand with the depiction of Roman & Greek allegories to illustrate certain ideals (think Cabanel’s Birth of Venus). Courbet’s journey into realism was met by heavy critique from the academic movement, as the women he painted were, well, more realistic. Leaving in details such as the rolls of fat around the ribs acted as a blunt reminder to the audience that these were not euphoric goddesses caressing in ecstasy, but ordinary women having a nap together after making love. Other realist paintings suffered the same controversy, Manet’s Olympia is a perfect example, where the problem was not that the painting depicted a nude woman in an erotic pose, but the fact that she was just an ordinary courtesan, given an identity & portrayed in a place of power & control. Realism humanized the female form in art, & removed it from its previous role as a representation of the ideal.

So what disgusted people about the painting wasn’t so much that Le Sommeil depicted two women, but rather that it depicted two ‘real’ women.

Artist: So I painted a couple of lesbians in bed. 

Men: Niiiiiiiiiice

Artist: They have cellulite

Men: I AM CALLING THE POLICE

Whenever my situational depression comes back – and I mean to the point that my only remotely productive thought involves the desire to go down the street and systematically punch randos in the dick – then I know it’s time to go back to sea.

Ishmael’s intro to Moby-Dick, if it were written in 2018

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That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.

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Saw this on Essence Magazine’s Snapchat and thought it would be helpful💕

Yeah seriously, sex education never told me any of this in school. Little me was panicked seeing the dark coloured bits and i had no clue that’s just the normal colour blood goes when its clotted or dried.

Also keep in mind that it’s perfectly normal for the blood and tissue to be “stretchy” and feel like there’s mucus mixed in.

Valentine’s Day questions BE NOSY PLEASE

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

48: What’s your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define “cheating”?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

Avelera’s Comprehensive Bottom Thorin Fic Rec List

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A.k.a, the fics that keep me warm at night. I’ve been meaning to put this together for awhile, but here are the top favorites, in no particular order. 99% Bagginshield, with some Thorinduil, Thorin/OC, Dworin, and Dwalin/Thorin/Bilbo thrown in. Warning, this list is long and contains some select few Non-con/Dub-con fics as well. 

Fair warning, I’m going to be pretty frank about why I find these fics appealing. 

By keelywolfe

The Sleeping Series – Bagginshield – in particular “And No Rest Shall We Find” and “Moments Before Waking”. Thorin/Bilbo at Beorn’s mostly, with great banter in addition to scorchingly hot smut scenes. My fetish can be best described as “detailed descriptions of Thorin getting off” and goddamn do these fics deliver, as does everything by keelywolfe. Seriously well-written is something you can always rely on from this author, along with lush descriptions and punch-in-the-gut-from-Aphrodite moments of hotness. Basically, if it has Thorin writhing in uncontrollable pleasure, I am here for it. 

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