ENFP: Either pillow princess or powerbottom, depending on how they feel that day
INFP: Pretends to be a top, but you so much as touch their shoulder and they turn into the neediest bottom ever
ISTP: service top
ESTP: selfish top
INTP: vers
ENTP: vers and down for anything
ISTJ: service top
ISFJ: service bottom
ESFJ: His/Her Royal Highness Pillow Princess
ESTJ: tireless service top
INTJ: p o w e r b o t t o m
ENTJ: scary top
ENFJ: enthusiastic service top
INFJ: vers, but only either an attentive service top or an emotional bottom
ISFP: Anything and everything you want if you ask nicely and give them a scooby snack after
ESFP: Just happy to be there
Tag: nsfw
Again it disturbs me that people in their early twenties are ashamed of being virgins as though it should be normal and expected for middle schoolers and high schoolers to be fucking lile crazy particularly when those are the most vulnerable amd likely to be taken advantage of by adults. This world’s fixation with sex is disturbing
This is the future, grandpa
Because unlike the past few generations breasts are everywhere. They’re barely considered soft core porn now. Men have become desensitized to the point where instead of fantasizing about women’s breasts they’re fantasizing about her being double penetrated while choking to the point of vomiting on a dildo. Breasts aren’t explicit enough for todays men.
first y’all complain breasts aren’t sexual organs now you’re annoyed men agree with you lmaooo
No, listen, she’s right. The over-sexualization of women’s bodies and the desensitization of young boys and men to all but the most extreme and violent erotic images are not opposite ends of the same spectrum they’re related problems. The omnipresence of boobs and half-naked women in marketing, advertising, movies, etc doesn’t mean they’ve been de-sexualized. They are still sexualized, but we’ve grown used to it. It’s just a baseline level of objectification and lust. For men to actually get turned on now, to get a hard-on they have to turn to increasingly more extreme forms of porn because of its addictive and desensitizing nature, both things which have been demonstrated in several psychological studies btw. Millennial men haven’t desexualized breasts. But the sight of a topless woman alone isn’t enough to get a dude jerking off now. An image that would have had you cumming in your pants at age 12 is still considered sexual, just not sexual enough. I believe the point @rootfauna is making correct me if i’m wrong is that breasts are still considered sexual organs, enough to be obscene and warrant objectification, harassment and assault, but now they’re not sexual ENOUGH by themselves, to arouse a real desire to fuck there needs to be a violent power fantasy to go with them
the best and most accurate thing
This literally NEVER gets old.
how about for 2018 we stop being afraid of pussy hair
writing smut like
3tno:
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection
tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
tier 7 (you are like a little baby. watch this): the symbolic collage, the multiplier of motions known, a pillar of fighting styles terrible to behold, the ability to infer significance in something devoid of detail, cornered sphere, a letter written in uncertainty, flesh-metal, a bubble of foul water and fire, invisible scripture, the sex-death of language, power throat, the heart bone, the mercy seat, the irrefutable-for-a-span, the enigma that must be removed, the new phlogiston, a throne of wonder why, the idiom stroke, non-spatial space filling to capacity with mortal interaction and information, a bit of string shaped like your favorite color, the sword not held, estrangement from statesmanship, the reptile wheel, the treasure wood sword, a million-eyed insect dreaming, the dome-head demon, a dead carapace of memory, the mythic epidermal, the ethos knife, flute-and-pipe ogre, the red jewel of conquest, a walking star
IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT
ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL
can i just say DO NOT go on google images and search ‘HANGING NAKED MEN’ because you will probably be traumatized for life.
these are actually called ‘ORCHIS ITALICA’ or ‘THE NAKED MAN ORCHID’
Death By Catchphrase 