Tag: seas stuff

♊ for useless details ask

♊ what kind of mail do they get (except for bills)? have they subscribed to any magazines/newspapers? 

You didn’t specify a character, so I’ll do a few.

Theo Derensky (Sons of Jerusalem): communications from his agent, fan letters filtered through said agent, communications from work, angry letters from Danny (who doesn’t like email), spam, more spam, letters from Freddy’s school, spam. Subscribes to The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and Highlights Magazine.

Bill Baggins (Sons of Jerusalem): invitations to join the AMA, weird misdirected mail that’s addressed to the guy who lives in his old apartment, letters from his more old-fashioned family in England, birthday cards. Subscribes to several scholarly journals in emergency medicine.

Thorin Oakenshield (Down the Road and Back Again): lots of letters from Bilbo, various communications regarding his royal duties, letters from kids, advertisements for hair-care products. Subscribes to Erebor Daily, the Trans-Arda Cat Fanciers’ Magazine, and the Warg Fanciers’ Association Magazine, published by Nori.

Bilbo Baggins (Down the Road and Back Again): everything, because he doesn’t like email, weird mailers from a hardware store (he suspects Fili and Kili signed him up, or possibly Lobelia). Subscribes to Arda Legal.

Octavius (AU, discussed with Sushi and @martinus-cornelius): letters written in Italian from his family, academic spam, way too much from his alumni association. He doesn’t get out much. Subscribes to pretty much every newspaper he can get his hands on, including a few from England and Italy (they arrive a few days late).

Jedediah (AU, see above): mailers from a bunch of places he ordered something from one time and can’t bear to tell no, letters from his more adventuresome friends without access to email, packages with souvenirs for his house, fancy food. Subscribes to National Geographic, Horse & Rider, Horse Illustrated, MAD Magazine, and the Journal of College Counseling.

Useless Details Ask Meme I

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Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse!

Their phone:

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what kind of phone do they have?

☆

what is their phone’s background?

✪

their standard ringtone?

❉

do they have any pictures on their phone?

✯

what do their texts look like? do they use emojis often? what kind?

✦

the first five names on their contacts list?

⍟

any games on their phone? what kind? how often do they play?

✹ five – ten songs on their iPod/phone?

Their home:

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a description of their home – apartment building or detached house? how many rooms are there? colours of their walls? any decorations?

♉

what are their neighbours like? their relationship to them?

♊ what kind of mail do they get (except for bills)? have they subscribed to any magazines/newspapers?

♋ do they read any newspapers/magazines? what kind? what topics are they interested in? do they flip forward to the cartoon page first?

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how do they drink their coffee/tea?

♍ any pictures on their walls? what kind/of who?

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is their closet tidy or are the clothes just being thrown inside or lying on the floor?

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their cleaning routine – laundry/dishes/cleaning the rooms

Digging deeper:

🌷 what do they have in their wallet?
ꕥ what’s usually in their trouser/jacket pockets or purse?
☘ how many keys do they have? for what? do they have any key pendants?
🍀 what kind of jewellery are they wearing? what’s their favourite peace?
🌻 what do their bedsheets look like? colour? patterns?
🌹 what’s the colour of your muse’s underwear right now?

character meme headcanons: octavius

OHMYGOD and you’re not even in the fandom. Thank you, my friend.

Headcanon A: realistic

Octavius can’t get used to the food in the 21st century – Larry’s the first night guard who’s ever shared. There’s no LEAD in the wine? And what in the name of all the gods happened to the fruit? So very confusing.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

He has pierced nipples. Yes, as a miniature.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

He’s pined for Jed for decades and decades, and some nights he wonders if it’s really worth it, all this fighting with no seeming end. There have been times he’s considered going out in the sun just out of sheer existential crisis and what he sees as unrequited love.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own. 

The tablet can occasionally make the miniatures full-sized for a night if Ahkmenrah does enough percussive maintenance on it. Octavius always takes the opportunity to go get New York pizza. (Hey, there’s some food the 21st century does right…)

goblin / wraith / fairy <3

Goblin: What makes you happy? Security (money’s an issue right now). Knitting. My cats. Sushi (my wife, not the food). Rainy days, like the one we’re having right now. Good food. ❤

Wraith: Any scars? Yup. Some on my fingers, arms, and legs from stupid injuries and cats. One on my tailbone from my sacral tail (it’s called a sacral dimple and a small percentage of people have it). Technically one on my left tibia from the time I broke it when I was thirteen.

Fairy: What is something that you get excited about? Vacations!

Fantasy Asks

ask-me-mes:

Fairy- What is something that you get excited about? 

Mermaid- What are you looking forward to? 

Elf- What are you proud of? 

Dragon- Sexuality? 

Griffin- Gender? 

Unicorn- Who do you look up to? 

Spirit- Have you ever been in love? 

Ghost- Favorite song? 

Poltergeist- Favorite song lyric? 

Ghoul- Who is someone that makes you laugh easily/who’s company you enjoy most of, if not all of, the time? 

Goblin- What makes you happy?  

Dwarf- Favorite tv show? 

Vampire- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?

Werewolf- Who is your family? Who do you live with?  

Siren- Favorite color? 

Hobgoblin- Do you like anyone? 

Wraith- Any scars? 

Specter- Have you ever been in love? 

Chimera- Will you/do you want to get married? 

Changeling- Do you want children? 

Oracle- Do you like children? 

King- Describe your ideal day. 

Queen- Age? 

Princess- What is your relationship with your parents like? 

Prince- Birthday? 

Necromancer- If you could spend a week with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be? 

Castle- What is something that not a lot of people know about you? 

Tower- What is (at least one thing) something that you’re afraid of? 

Magic- Describe your crush without saying their name. 

Enchanted Forest- Height? 

Magic Healer- Any pets? If so, what are they? 

Potions- Relationship status? 

Potion Making- Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 

Divination- What do you think about yourself? 

Visions- Do you miss anyone? 

Curses- How do you show affection? 

Charms- Are you religious? 

Hexes- What’s your favorite smell? 

Jinxes- If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be?