Tag: seas stuff

🌹 luxury asks. 🌹

bubble bath: do you have any routines before bedtime? like skin care, etc. what are they?
champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?
crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?
diamonds: how do you feel about excessively spending money?
faux fur: describe your wardrobe.
glitter: describe someone special to you.
gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.
jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.
lace: what is something in your life completely different from last year?
lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?
lipstick: do you enjoy talking to strangers?
pearls: what’s something about your personality that surprises others?
penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.
perfume: if you could make your own signature fragrance, what would it smell like?
robe: how do you prepare for an evening alone with a loved one/date?
roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?
sheet mask: what’s your favorite lazy activity?
silk: do you have more inner or outer beauty?
silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?
sparkling water: what are your top three songs for the summer?
wine: what kind of drunk are you (happy/affectionate, angry, sad, fun/wild)? if you don’t drink, what kind do you think you WOULD be?

Okay, this My Immortal is-she-or-isn’t-she is getting ridiculous.

I’m no Kiwi Farms-ite, but major publishers don’t pull memoirs over nothing, as people have pointed out – she could have easily given the real information under an NDA. In addition, the Twitter behavior, modifying of her FAQ, and “I’m who I say I am –> okay, I changed names, but everything else is real –> okay, yes, he’s my brother and I lied, but here’s why MY SIDE OF THE STORY IS STILL TOTALLY CORRECT” conga line is just massively, massively suspicious.

Also, how many failed memoir writers have been exposed as pretending to be part Native American? I think that’s a hell of a lot more likely than the constantly-shifting backstory about her father.