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Potions Asks

ahmortentia:

Amortentia: Talk about 3 things you love.
Ageing Potion: imagine yourself 50-60 years from now. how would you like a typical day to go? where do you see yourself?
Alihotsy Draught: name and write about a few topics you’re really passionate about.
Antidote to Veritaserum: what is the biggest/most memorable lie you’ve told?
Babbling Beverage: what kind of person are you when you’re drunk/hyped up on caffeine?
Barufflo’s Brain Elixir: if you could master one skill instantly, what would it be?
Bloodroot Potion: describe a time you felt heartbroken.
Bruise removal paste: after you were heartbroken, what healed you?
Burn healing paste: are you cautious or are you impulsive?
Calming Draught: what do you do on a rainy day?
Caxambu Style Borborygmus Potion: what’s your favorite food?
Confusing Concoction: What do you struggle most with?
Cough Potion: What do you do to get better when you’re sick?
Cure for Boils: Write about three pet peeves.
Death potion: If you were told you were going to die in 24 hours, what would you do?
Deflating draught: Would you call yourself arrogant/modest?
Developing Solution: What’s the best photo you’ve taken? Which one’s your favorite?
Dogbreath Potion: What superpower would you have and why?
Doxycide: are you more clean or messy?
Dr. Ubbly’s Oblivious Unction: are you critical of yourself? if you are, how do
you want to work on it?
Draught of Living Death: How would you like your funeral to go?
Draught of Peace: What relaxes you?
Drink of Despair: What’s your biggest regret?
Drowsiness Draught: What’s your bedtime routine?
Elixir of life: Would you rather live five ok/mediocre years or one incredible year?
Elixir to Induce Euphoria: What makes you feel alive?
Essence of Dittany: what’s the worst scar you currently have?
Exploding Potion: Do you like fireworks?
Fatiguing Infusion: Describe a recent/memorable dream.
Felix Felicis: Do you believe in luck?
Flesh-Eating Slug Repellent: How do you keep bad thoughts away?
Forgetfulness Potion: What is your favorite memory?
Fungiface Potion: What’s the greatest prank you’ve pulled?
Gregory’s Unctuous Unction: Describe your best friend(s).
Hair-Raising Potion: What scares you?
Hate potion: If you had to name your worst trait, what would it be?
Herbicide Potion: do you have a green thumb?
Hiccoughing Solution: what’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you?
Invigoration Draught: how do you wake up in the mornings?
Invisibility Potion: What you do if you were invisible for a day?
Jawbind Potion: Are you talkative? What do you like to talk about?
Laugh-Inducing Potion: Tell a funny story.
Mandrake Restorative Draught: How long can you stand still?
Manegro Potion: How do you like to cut your hair?
Mopsus Potion: What do you want to be doing 5 years from now?
Muffling Draught: Favorite genre of music?
Oculus Potion: would you rather see the distant past or the distant future?
Pepperup Potion: what makes you feel alive?
Polyjuice Potion: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Quodpot Solution: What’s your opinion on sports (are you a fan of any specific teams/sport)?
Rat Tonic: Do you have any pets?
Shrinking Solution: How tall are you? Do you like your height (why/why not)?
Skele-Gro: What helps you feel better?
Sleakeazy’s Hair Potion: Describe yourself in 6 words or less.
Veritaserum: What is one truth you’ve wanted to get off your chest?
Volubilis Potion: Can you/do you like to sing?
Wideye Potion: What time do you usually go to bed?
Wolfsbane: What’s the biggest change you’ve experienced in the past year?

Bagginshield Halloween fluff? :3

“Trick or – AAAHHHHH!”

“Wait!” Thorin shouted after the squealing fauntlings. “Come back!” It was no use. Yet another group of little ones had run off without taking any candy. Was it because he was a Dwarf? Or had he decorated the smial insufficiently? Whatever the reason, he couldn’t help feeling let down. Trick-or-treat night was not at all what Bilbo had promised.

He sighed and scratched the edge of his forehead where the paint had begun to itch. And after I dressed up, too.

“What’s wrong? Is the candy insufficient?” Bilbo came up beside him and squinted into the sunset, a hand over his eyes. “Ungrateful little trolls! I spent hours making those sweeties last night. Have you ever heard of anything so -” He turned to Thorin, his face indignant, and stopped short with a scream to rattle the windows. “AAAHHHHH!”

“What? What? Are you all right, Bilbo?” Thorin grabbed his husband by the shoulders, which didn’t help the screaming situation. “Why is everyone screaming at me tonight?” Surely it wasn’t possible that Hobbiton had decided to have a collective apoplexy without notifying him. Perhaps if he shouted for a raven and sent word to Oin…

Bilbo shook in his grasp. “Y-you…you…” His breath came in goldfish-like gulps. Right, so not collective after all. “You…” He pointed at Thorin’s face. “What is that on your face?”

“Food?” He had had pumpkin tarts earlier.

“No, not that, you ridiculous sausage!” The color was beginning to come back into Bilbo’s face. “What in the name of all the Valar do you think you’re playing at, painting your face up like that? You nearly scared my heart out of my chest!”

“But it’s only a bit of paint,” Thorin protested. He wasn’t even very good at it. Nori was much better at costuming than he was. “I’m an Orc demon from that story I told you. You said it was clever.”

Bilbo shook his head. “The story. I said the story was clever, not painting yourself up to look like something out of everyone’s nightmares. No wonder those poor faunts have been running. How many angry parents do you think we’ll have to deal with later tonight?”

“I didn’t know Hobbit children scared that easily,” Thorin admitted, feeling more than a little downtrodden. He looked down at his feet, which even after all these months he hadn’t been able to start leaving bare yet. “I’m so sorry, Bilbo. I’ve ruined everyone else’s Beggar’s Night. Can you forgive me?”

Bilbo stared at him, lips pursed, and then melted into a friendlier expression with a sigh and a squeeze to Thorin’s middle. “I suppose,” he said, giving that irritated huff of his. “Just go wash your face and we’ll start again. But just in case…” He shook a finger at Thorin in warning. “I’m holding the sweets bowl this time. You’re not to be trusted.”

Thorin snorted. “Yes, my dearest,” he said, and kissed Bilbo’s cheek before he turned to go to the washroom, leaving Bilbo to splutter behind him.

Thanks to my amazing wife, @wikdsushi, for the idea on how to fill this. 😀 Hope you like it, @emsiecat!

Prompt: Larry gets Jed and Octavius a dollhouse as a joke – joke’s on him, though, when they move right in, ecstatic at more things that are properly sized for them, the normal people.

The neat frame house had blue shutters and a yellow door, and under any other circumstance, Jed would have thought it was right pretty. What he didn’t understand was why it was sitting in the Hall of Miniatures. “You got some kinda head injury, Laredo?” he asked. “We’ve got our dioramas already. This is…what’s the word? Don’t fit in the time period?”

“Anachronistic,” Larry said. He looked strangely as if he was trying to stifle a laugh. “It’s for you and Octavius. I know you two are, uh.” He made some vague motions with those ginormo hands of his. Jed glanced with distaste at his hangnails. He knew hard work and all, but darn it if he didn’t have some standards about not letting those ragged things hang there like dried leather. Guy’s mama ought to be ashamed of him. “Don’t make me spell it out.”

“We shall neither spell it out ourselves nor make you do so,” said Octavius from beside him, lifting his chin in that proud way Jed liked. “We appreciate the gift, but why a dollhouse? You’re well aware that we are not dolls.” He punctuated the last two words with a stamp of his foot.

“I, uh.” Larry rubbed the back of his neck and sighed, looking a lot like a popped balloon. “It’s a j…just go check it out, okay?” He reached for the hinges on the side, obviously intending to open up the house. “It’s got wiring and everything. You’ll like it.”

Octavius held up his hand. “There’s no need to open our home for us, Larry,” he said. “We will enter through the front door like civilized people.”

It wasn’t so long ago, Jed knew, that ‘civilized’ wouldn’t have applied to the West, as far as Octavius was concerned. No matter how oblique the reference, Jed would take it.

Once they were inside and the light switch had been flipped, Jed couldn’t help but exclaim appreciatively over the entryway and the living room that it led to. “Furnished, too!” he exclaimed. “Dang, this must’ve set you back. What a nice present.”

“It wasn’t too much,” came Larry’s muffled voice through the walls. It was so weird to hear him without seeing him. “It’s all modern stuff. I didn’t test it out to see if the stuff comes to life like the car, but that’s for you to do, I guess.”

“Jedediah!” shouted Octavius from across the room. “This chair is a Lazy Man!”

“Be right there!” Jed hollered. Recliners? Hot damn.

A couple of weeks later, Larry had to admit even to himself that his joke had backfired when he looked through the window and saw something that he would never forget as long as he lived. No, really. Never. Even if he actually poured bleach into his eyes like the Internet suggested. “Guys!” He spun away and slapped a palm over his face. “You do know this house was a joke, right? Because you’re miniatures?”

A few moments and a rustling noise later, Jed appeared at the window in the kind of suit that only compounded Larry’s agony. “Don’t mean we can’t make use of it,” he said with an insouciant wink. “You know, like normal people. Not you giants. I ain’t never movin’ back to the diorama if I can help it.”

“Gevalt,“ Larry groaned, borrowing one of his mother’s expressions. This had been the worst idea ever.

Unusual Asks

pinklilies:

luxet:

  1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 
  2. is your room messy or clean?
  3. what color are your eyes?
  4. do you like your name? why?
  5. what is your relationship status? 
  6. describe your personality in 3 words or less
  7. what color hair do you have?
  8. what kind of car do you drive? color?
  9. where do you shop?
  10. how would you describe your style?
  11. favorite social media account
  12. what size bed do you have? 
  13. any siblings?
  14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
  15. favorite snapchat filter? 
  16. favorite makeup brand(s)
  17. how many times a week do you shower?
  18. favorite tv show?
  19. shoe size?
  20. how tall are you?
  21. sandals or sneakers? 
  22. do you go to the gym? 
  23. describe your dream date
  24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
  25. what color socks are you wearing? 
  26. how many pillows do you sleep with?
  27. do you have a job? what do you do? 
  28. how many friends do you have? 
  29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? 
  30. whats your favorite candle scent? 
  31. 3 favorite boy names
  32. 3 favorite girl names
  33. favorite actor? 
  34. favorite actress? 
  35. who is your celebrity crush?
  36. favorite movie? 
  37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 
  38. money or brains? 
  39. do you have a nickname? what is it? 
  40. how many times have you been to the hospital?
  41. top 10 favorite songs
  42. do you take any medications daily? 
  43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
  44. what is your biggest fear? 
  45. how many kids do you want? 
  46. whats your go to hair style?
  47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 
  48. who is your role model? 
  49. what was the last compliment you received?
  50. what was the last text you sent?
  51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
  52. what is your dream car? 
  53. opinion on smoking?
  54. do you go to college? 
  55. what is your dream job? 
  56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 
  57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 
  58. do you have freckles? 
  59. do you smile for pictures?
  60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 
  61. have you ever peed in the woods? 
  62. do you still watch cartoons? 
  63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
  64. Favorite dipping sauce? 
  65. what do you wear to bed? 
  66. have you ever won a spelling bee?
  67.  what are your hobbies?
  68. can you draw? 
  69. do you play an instrument?
  70. what was the last concert you saw? 
  71. tea or coffee?
  72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
  73. do you want to get married?
  74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?
  75. are you going to change your last name when you get married? 
  76. what color looks best on you? 
  77. do you miss anyone right now? 
  78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?
  79. do you believe in ghosts?
  80. what is your biggest pet peeve? 
  81. last person you called`
  82. favorite ice cream flavor? 
  83. regular oreos or golden oreos? 
  84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 
  85. what shirt are you wearing? 
  86. what is your phone background?
  87. are you outgoing or shy?
  88. do you like it when people play with your hair?
  89. do you like your neighbors? 
  90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
  91. have you ever been high? 
  92. have you ever been drunk? 
  93. last thing you ate? 
  94. favorite lyrics right now
  95. summer or winter? 
  96. day or night? 
  97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? 
  98. favorite month? 
  99. what is your zodiac sign
  100.  who was the last person you cried in front of? 

please!! 😊

It really amazes me how far some people in this fandom will go to justify being contrarians against what they see as the Prevailing White Fandom Opinion, up to and including defending AERYS TARGARYEN for his lucid and deliberate mockery of the feudal contract (and burning his vassals alive) for the purpose of saying Rhaegar should have stepped in, while vilifying Lyanna Stark.