Apart from Theo? DANNY. And he’d love it and cherish it and truly believe that it’s beautiful. Also Dane, who starts out trying to wear those things ironically and ends up genuinely loving the ugly.
Dane was my first thought!!! I think Oreet too maybe? But a subtle one, nothing flashy.
Dane is incapable of doing anything ironically. He’s way too wholehearted about everything in his life. Who else would have a channel about pigs?
Noah would have a black T-shirt with hands on the front. Specifically, something like this:
Apart from Theo? DANNY. And he’d love it and cherish it and truly believe that it’s beautiful. Also Dane, who starts out trying to wear those things ironically and ends up genuinely loving the ugly.
Dane was my first thought!!! I think Oreet too maybe? But a subtle one, nothing flashy.
Dane is incapable of doing anything ironically. He’s way too wholehearted about everything in his life. Who else would have a channel about pigs?
Apart from Theo? DANNY. And he’d love it and cherish it and truly believe that it’s beautiful. Also Dane, who starts out trying to wear those things ironically and ends up genuinely loving the ugly.
Thank you, kind anon! This is…wow. It’s so nice – I know these words are probably inadequate to express how over the moon I am. 😀 I have this weird soft smile on my face and I keep pausing so that the words come out right.
Possible spoiler: no, I don’t go for needless torture porn. Theo, Bill, and the rest are going to have a much happier ending than in canon. Honestly, I think they’ve earned it.
I’m not doing three because I just got back from rehearsal, but…
Chava Mandelbaum is engaged to Benny Budin (Bombur). She’s an astrophysics PhD, Orthodox by upbringing, and one of the middle children of a family of eight kids. Her parents booted her out a while ago over the education thing, so she’s told them to go screw themselves in the best way she knows how: moving in with a lovely fat redheaded man.
Because you didn’t specify human: Chazzer and Trayf are, respectively, Dwight Feldman/Noah Reisberg and Danny Reisberg’s dogs (Sons of Jerusalem). Chazzer – an Anglicization of a Hebrew word meaning ‘pig’ or ‘unclean’ – is a rescue pit bull whom Noah found in someone’s backyard. Trayf, meaning ‘unkosher,’ is a rescue Weimaraner. Both of them are complete marshmallows, and are named because their people thought it was funny to be ironic (in another example of that irony, Noah and Dwight’s pet potbellied pig is named Kosher).
Monique Willis, born Monique Bryden (Sons of Jerusalem), is an ER nurse, former roommate and current best friend of Bill Baggins. She lives with her eleven-year-old twin sons, Bryden and Reynard “Ray” Willis, and their pug, Cornwallis. In her free time, she likes reading what she considers trashy books, going for walks, and actually getting some damn sleep. Do you have ANY idea how many bodily fluids she encounters on a daily basis? But she digresses.
Interesting fact: she had a Haitian grandfather who spent some time in France, hence her knowledge of the Reynard fox story.
Death By Catchphrase 