I consider it a really awesome coincidence that I finished this fic-in-progress at around the same time everyone else decided to start posting their spite fics. XD Long live erotica!
Summary:
“So why did you choose me to tell?” Ahkmenrah asked. “Were the feelings eating you from the inside out? Did you have to tell someone for fear of bursting with it, or is this because I’m your friend?”
Jed gaped at him. “What the heck kinds of things have you been readin’?”
Jedediah asks for help from an unexpected source regarding his feelings for Octavius, and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
(Sorry it’s so late. I swear, this was meant to be a Yuletide story.)
Summary:
Dashing through the snow, with a pit warg in the lead –
Or, Bilbo and Thorin have their first Yule Day in the Shire.
Thank you to @tea-blitz for the beta, and to @omgkatsudonplease and @anonymoussong for your liveblog series, from which I got some of the idea for Dwarves having a Festival of Lights. (This one has potato pancakes every year, though.)
It’s tradition to spend Yuletide with your family. Bilbo Baggins sees no
reason why his betrothed can’t partake in his traditions, even if that
betrothed is the King of Erebor. However, tossing friends, family that
he has yet to meet, and enthusiastic pets into the mix may ensure that
this is the most memorable holiday Thorin has ever seen (and he’s spent
some with Nori).
Summary: Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains aren’t the only places
to find creepy-crawlies, as much as Theo might like writing about them,
and every book has to come to a (very relieving) end.
Chapter 14 of Down the Road and Back Again is up! 🙂 Epilogue will be here soon.
Many thanks to @vtforpedro for beta-ing all this time. 🙂
Summary:
If Bilbo’s first day in Erebor went from bad to worse, then the reverse
is true for his last day there – in a twisted sort of way, that is.
Erebor has a few more temptations in store for him, and of course,
Thorin can always be counted on to surprise him.
Death By Catchphrase 