Seriously, for 7.6 mil this is a bargain – your very own Rivendell/Imladris, for real, in Oregon! Check out the pics, the place is a Tolkien lover’s dream!
Black cotton brocaded with bands of pale gold wheat and double-headed eagles having cap sleeve, slit jewel neck and pleated skirt with self belt having small gilt buckle.
Why is the lighting on this so dramatic? Is this an eldritch pie? Is it poisoned? Is it magic? If I eat it will I see visions of the future? Will I astrally project into a blueberry?
It’s evil pie
And I’m the overly-practical loser who sees this and goes “YES! PIE!”
That’s goblin fruit pie. Fae not tricking me into pining for pie til I die.
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So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic who–in real life–is an expert on cuneiform–and on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK
Yes, these are very cool, but what I really need is some way to get back at this copper merchant who sold me sub-standard product and was rude to my servant.
To
Ea-Nasir
I’ve reported you to the metal worker’s union and have filed a complaint in small claims court. I and my servant have also filed complaints with the EEOC. May you rot in
Irkalla.
Death By Catchphrase 