reminder that even though white tigers and golden tigers do have pretty colors, they are the colors that they are because of horrible inbreeding. heres an example of how bad it can actually get:
So I get home, right? My phone goes off and the caller id shows it’s my manager. I’m not… entirely happy about this (see: “I literally just got home”). I answer anyway, and there’s some weird static? I can’t get my manager to answer me and I start to worry.
I text her instead.
Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me. The ‘static’ I heard was him purring.
the only kind of catcalling that’s acceptable, quite frankly.
the title made me so angry at first
The only accwptable way to catcall is if ur a cat and accidentallly call someone with your butt
i have no proof that he ACCIDENTALLY called me, tbh
maybe he intentionally called me.
I think this cat somehow knew this person wanted to be purred at.
marvel is disney’s forever cash cow! it appeals to children, teens, and sweaty adults! it’s all quite loud and colorful, with the same safe formula every time, but with different directors and tweaks to make it whatever the fuck memorable each time. plus the reliance on violence to push the plot will give them those dank US military checks until explosions go extinct. truly we live in horrific times but i don’t really care
thank u all for letting me know the military quit cutting checks for the MCU after Avengers because they got offended bc the fictional magic men are an alternative to the american military. i’m sorry i was misinformed but more importantly that’s really, really, really, really, really fucking funny
Just to clarify – the Pentagon pulled out of the Avengers (and thus the MCU) because it wasn’t clear whether SHIELD was a branch of the US government, and, if so, where it fell in relation to the military in terms of hierarchy. (Source)
So, it wasn’t just “magic men are unrealistic”, it was “magic men are unrealistic and we don’t know if we outrank them.”
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