Uncategorized – Page 201 – Death By Catchphrase

amityravenclawelf:

dragonpuppies:

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

meanmisscharles:

meatfighter:

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?

queen-of-the-crows:

frejann:

snowflake-collections:

iron-ice-the-elemental-warrior:

crrdcaptor:

Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱

Dawww

Have some lucky power plant strawberry kitten :3

I had to draw it :’3

Not chancing it by not reblogging

lumateranlibrarian:

ao3tagoftheday:

attraversiamo19:

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: The most sacred and intimate of relationships

and they were lab partners…

oh my god they were lab partners!

@godihatethisfreakingcat

emsiecat:

❤️❤️❤️ Here’s the photos I managed to get with Richard (and one with Fraser too)! ❤️❤️❤️

(Dad somehow managed to photobomb the selfie… darn him! 😂 )

P.S. I didn’t realise how short I was compared to Richard!!! I know I’m over a foot shorter but I didn’t realise what that would be like, I barely reached chest height on him! 😆❤️

OMG YOU LUCKY SOB!

cannibality:

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

shredsandpatches:

madlori:

thejgatsbykid:

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and gerrold’s

Benjamin & Gerrold, Purveyors of Fine Ices, Custards, & Fruits Glacés Since 1720