aconitvms:

orikomi:

queensimia:

rewritethis-story:

santagivemeapony:

queenofsabah:

askragtatter:

discoverynews:

micdotcom:

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

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I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed – I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

mayyourbeardnevergrowthin:

lakritzwolf:

azalea-scroggs:

maedre13:

thatswhywelovegermany:

languageoclock:

queerpolyglot:

obsessedwithlanguages:

sprachtraeume:

rgfellows:

I’m learning German and I love it because its vocabulary is so straightforward and blunt.
How do you say “food”? “Essen”. How do you say the verb “eat”? “Essen”. How do you say “meal”? “Essen”. We food food at food time.
How do you say “flesh”? “Fleisch”. How do you say “meat”? “Fleisch”.
“Kittens” are “cat-children”.
I love German.

GLOVES ARE HANDSHOES

LIFTS ARE DRIVING CHAIRS

LIGHTBULBS ARE GLOWPEARS

PETS ARE HOUSE ANIMALS

Seals are sea dogs

@azalea-scroggs

SCHÖN 😀

nipples are breast warts

Whenever my situational depression comes back – and I mean to the point that my only remotely productive thought involves the desire to go down the street and systematically punch randos in the dick – then I know it’s time to go back to sea.

Ishmael’s intro to Moby-Dick, if it were written in 2018

queeshmael:

windandwater:

shredsandpatches:

Paging sirken (idek if you drink or not, but I saw this and thought of you :D)

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laughing and crying at the same time

ishmael buys it anyway but he keeps his head down he can’t even look up # but when he does # there’s queequeg # just grinning at him # and then ishmael’s laughing and crying at the same time too # no shut up you cannot stop me from making this happy # DEATH CANNOT STOP TRUE LOVE