Sushi and I finished watching the 2011 Moby Dick.

I REFUSE to believe that Queequeg died. I REFUSE. The book and movie end with Ishmael getting picked up and there is ample room for Queequeg to have lived. Ishmael just hadn’t found out yet because he was still out of it.

I take the George R. R. Martin route: if there’s no body, NO DEATH CONFIRMATION!

njadakapanther:

apollosofathens:

njadakapanther:

No, gay men and people with disabilities do not have the same claim to the Holocaust that Jewish and Roma people do. Jewish and Roma people are THE ONLY ONES who carry intergenerational trauma and continue to be affected by the Holocaust to this day because they were the only ones slated for total extinction, and the only ones descended from survivors genetically.

What idiot disagrees with this is this not just common fucking sense?

Given the amount of people who have fought me on this and claimed that Polish and Russian goyim were targeted in the Holocaust? No, it’s not common sense.

thebibliosphere:

raedmagdon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

androxibot:

an-old-school-butch:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.

sarahcakes613:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: 🙂

@chiribomb