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I’m learning German and I love it because its vocabulary is so straightforward and blunt.
How do you say “food”? “Essen”. How do you say the verb “eat”? “Essen”. How do you say “meal”? “Essen”. We food food at food time.
How do you say “flesh”? “Fleisch”. How do you say “meat”? “Fleisch”.
“Kittens” are “cat-children”.
I love German.GLOVES ARE HANDSHOES
LIFTS ARE DRIVING CHAIRS
LIGHTBULBS ARE GLOWPEARS
PETS ARE HOUSE ANIMALS
Seals are sea dogs
SCHÖN 😀
nipples are breast warts
Paging sirken (idek if you drink or not, but I saw this and thought of you :D)
#ishmael is out shopping for liquor to drown his post-Pequod angst #sees this bottle #bursts into tears #and/or flips the shelf over #depending on his mood #and whether or not it’s November
laughing and crying at the same time
# ishmael buys it anyway but he keeps his head down he can’t even look up # but when he does # there’s queequeg # just grinning at him # and then ishmael’s laughing and crying at the same time too # no shut up you cannot stop me from making this happy # DEATH CANNOT STOP TRUE LOVE
Queequeg’s like, what the fuck is this Ishmael is this your idea of a date? Boy, you need some help.
“I wanted flowers.”
ooh this is a good three sentences
That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
LMAO
S I N
IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.
has this been done?
Death By Catchphrase 