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rootfauna:

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This is the future, grandpa

Because unlike the past few generations breasts are everywhere. They’re barely considered soft core porn now. Men have become desensitized to the point where instead of fantasizing about women’s breasts they’re fantasizing about her being double penetrated while choking to the point of vomiting on a dildo. Breasts aren’t explicit enough for todays men. 

first y’all complain breasts aren’t sexual organs now you’re annoyed men agree with you lmaooo

No, listen, she’s right. The over-sexualization of women’s bodies and the desensitization of young boys and men to all but the most extreme and violent erotic images are not opposite ends of the same spectrum they’re related problems. The omnipresence of boobs and half-naked women in marketing, advertising, movies, etc doesn’t mean they’ve been de-sexualized. They are still sexualized, but we’ve grown used to it. It’s just a baseline level of objectification and lust. For men to actually get turned on now, to get a hard-on they have to turn to increasingly more extreme forms of porn because of its addictive and desensitizing nature, both things which have been demonstrated in several psychological studies btw. Millennial men haven’t desexualized breasts. But the sight of a topless woman alone isn’t enough to get a dude jerking off now. An image that would have had you cumming in your pants at age 12 is still considered sexual, just not sexual enough. I believe the point @rootfauna is making correct me if i’m wrong is that breasts are still considered sexual organs, enough to be obscene and warrant objectification, harassment and assault, but now they’re not sexual ENOUGH by themselves, to arouse a real desire to fuck there needs to be a violent power fantasy to go with them

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

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colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line